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1000th post wins
Post by Lazarus on Mar 6th 2010

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Post by Lazarus on Mar 7th 2010

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Post by Lazarus on Mar 8th 2010

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True Friendship Scottish Style

Are u tired of those piss weak "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You wont see any cute smiley faces here.
Just the stone cold truth of true friendship...

1) When u are sad ... I will help u get drunk and plot revenge against the bastard who made u sad.

2) When u are blue ... I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3) When u smile ... I will know u are thinking of something i would probably want to be involved in.

4) When u are scared ... I will take the piss out of u everychance i get , until ur not scared anymore.

5) When u are worried ... I will tell u stories about how much worse it could be , until u stop whining.

6) When u are confused ... I will try to use only wee words.

7) When u are sick ... stay the fuck away from me until ur well again , I dont want whatever uve got.

8) When u fall ... I will laugh my fucking head off at u , u clumsy arse, but ill eventually help u up.

Scottish Friendship is like pissing your pants .... everyone can see it but only u can feel the true warmth.
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- Blade
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Post by Blade on Mar 27th 2010

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- Neo
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Post by Neo on Mar 29th 2010

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- Voicey
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Post by Voicey on May 30th 2010

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- Neo
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Post by Neo on Jun 2nd 2010

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- Bravo
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Post by Bravo on Jun 7th 2010

418 thought i would carry it on seen as tho u all lost lol
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- Neo
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Post by Neo on Jun 8th 2010

419...

COME ON ENGLAND!!!! :)
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- Neo
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Post by Neo on Jun 9th 2010

420... I am winning

Come on

ENGLAND!!!!
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- Voicey
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Post by Voicey on Jun 24th 2010

421, ENGERRRRRLAND
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- Neo
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Post by Neo on Jul 11th 2010

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Post by Neo on Jul 11th 2010

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Post by Neo on Jul 11th 2010

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